This heart attack on a platter packs 6,000 greasy calories of bacon, sausage, hash browns, waffles, toast, a four-cheese omelet, and black pudding (hey, it’s the U.K.)—along with a 2,000-calorie milkshake to wash it all down with. “We weighed all the cooked food and it came to a whopping 7 pounds,” café owner Mark Winder told the U.K.’s Manchester Evening News. “That’s the weight of a baby. It’s called the Hibernator because if anyone completes it, they’ll have to sleep for a year.” MORE: You Can Now Buy Pumpkin Hummus So far, no one’s finished the monster off in one sitting, which is probably a good thing, especially considering that the total calorie count is four times the daily recommended amount for a moderately active adult woman. Here’s a video of someone being served the ginormous breakfast: For breakfasts that are satisfying—but come in at a much more reasonable calorie count—check out these five-minute breakfasts that are actually healthy. MORE: 5 Ways to Make Any Breakfast Recipe Healthier
